Monday, 6 February 2012

I'M SO HAPPY !....I'M SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION!


I wasn't very well last week and was crashed out on the couch not only physically 'shagged out', but mentally f****'d up too. I couldnt shake off this 'pissed offedness feeling' and lay there feeling thouroughly depressed. "Hang on " thought i, "I'm depressed! But only millionaire musicians and movie stars and celebrities who have absolutly nothing to be depressed about get depression..."I mean depression is a sort of qualification to be a real celebrity or creative genius ,virtually every comic genius your Spike Milligans ,etc suffered from depression. I definitly dont have a lot of money and these days i'm not known much outside my rapidly reducing social circle, but i'm depressed so maybe i'm a creative genius. I always had suspicions, but if i've got depression ,thats my official qualification for being a creative genius. I'm in quite august company. I'm depressed ,oh let joy be unrestrained.

7 comments:

  1. Dear Depressed, can you help me. !!!!!! :)

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  2. Tim Leatherbarrow6 February 2012 at 15:27

    Whats the problem ,r kid

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  3. I have been described as depressing, does that count?

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  4. Tim Leatherbarrow6 February 2012 at 15:55

    I cheered up after seeing you ,thats probably as you depressed me ,in fact you may have been the spark for my blissfully happy depression.

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  5. bollocks..now I'm contagious! a visit soon to sample my hooch?...it's powerful swag.

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  6. A swig of bottled Thud depression ,great stuff!

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  7. Tim, check out my still post, our poteen making ancestors would be proud...and pissed.

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