Friday, 28 August 2009

QUADROPHENIA; AND GOD! WHAT AN ODD MOD THIS OL' SOD MAKES !

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Over the last few weeks yours truly has been a bit of a 'culture vulture', i may not be that cultured, but i've been reliably in...
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Tuesday, 25 August 2009

IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY WINTER...THE XXX'IN X FACTOR AND STRICTLY COME DANCING ARE BACK ON THE TELLY !!!!!

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Once upon a time summer went on forever. Long sunny days running around ,playing 12 hour games of footy with your friends or going on 40 mil...
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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

SORRY ABOUT LACK OF BLOGS, BUT I'M RUNNING THE COUNTRY WHILE THE GOVERMENT ARE ON THEIR HOLS!!!!

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Sorry haven't had much to say to you all lately, but sinc...
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Friday, 14 August 2009

ME WWW.TARZAN.OT.APES.COM....YOU..WWW.JANE.OT.SEXYBIKINI.COM...

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Friday, 7 August 2009

INJURED ELBOWS!!!!....THEY'RE A PAIN IN THE ARSE.

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The other week as i was throwing myself off the top of Alpine mountains in the endless quest for speed, kicks n' thrills. I found my se...
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Tuesday, 4 August 2009

WITH EINSTEIN'S 'GENERAL THEORY OF RELATIVITY' ALSO LEAD TO 'THE RELATIVE THEORY OF GENERAL INSANITY'.

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Once upon a donkeys years ago, man was a fairly sensible sort of creature and was quite content to spend his time down on the 'flat'...
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Wednesday, 22 July 2009

"DAD, DAD, THEY'VE LANDED ON THE MOON N' ITS UPSIDE DOWN !!"

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Long ago in the days of the old steam television, as the wonderful SPIKE MILLIGAN(spine Milligna, the well known typing error.) might'v...
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Friday, 17 July 2009

A MEEK MILD MANNERED CARTOONIST,ALIAS SOOPERDOOPER-PINNY,FASTER THAN A THROWN USED TEA BAG;ABLE TO LEAP FULL FAIRY LIQUID BOTTLES AT A SINGLE BOUND...

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(SOOPERDOOPERPINNYMAN) As many of you, no doubt remember, or not by the lack of birthday greetings that flooded the infinity of cyberspace, ...
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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE,BUT THERES NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT AS ITS ONLY A WORSE CASE SCENARIO!!!

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" SO YOU SEE,PRIME MINISTER, UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER TARGETS YOU'VE FAILED TO MEET...FAILING TO MEET THIS ONE WILL BOOST YOUR APPROVA...
Wednesday, 15 July 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPEEY BIRTHDAY TO-OO MEE-EE. HAPP-EE BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!..49 NOT(quite) OUT !!!

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Well, it's my birthday you ignorant shower. Maybe i overlooked the 3foot mound of envelopes on the mat inside the front door containing...
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Friday, 10 July 2009

READING COMICS ON THE 'BOG', GOES HI-TECH !

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One of the great joys and pleasures of life is locking yourself in the toilet, seating yourself comfortably on the 'bog' and reading...
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Wednesday, 8 July 2009

HOW CAN A GEEZER BLAG A BANK IF HE CANT GET HIS BALACLAVER OVER HIS NOSE ?

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The other day i had a busy day ahead of me .So, i put the kettle on , boiled an egg, made some toast sat and turned the telly on. After ...
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Tuesday, 7 July 2009

YOUR BORN, YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE THEN YOU DIE AND IF YOUR LUCKY SOMEBODY MIGHT NOTICE.

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If you were lucky enough to have been stranded on a frozen moon a billion light years beyond our galaxy, you will have been spared ,for a ...
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Friday, 26 June 2009

IF YOUR NUCLEAR FUSION REACTOR'S KNACKERED I CAN HELP, BUT IF YOUR TOILETS BUNGED UP YOUR KNACKERED ,I'M SORRY !

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Most people know somebody who can 'do jobs'....
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I'D PREFER TO BE HIT WITH INSPIRATION, BUT A MILD POKE OR A GENTLE NUDGE OF INSPIRATION'D DO,AT THE MOMENT !!

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Mon apologies all my followers n' fans out there in...
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Wednesday, 10 June 2009

DAVID CARRADINE HUNG BY THE NECK N' NUTS, BUT WHERE WAS HIS FLUTE ?

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Aaaaah!.....What a world we live in. When i was 'nob...
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Friday, 22 May 2009

I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD THUMP OR KISS MY DAUGHTER!

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(To read just click on the text....Yes i know you know, but there are people who don't, like me!) I'm still not sure, but i must ad...
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STAINS;WHY DO WOMEN WANT TO ERADICATE THEM AND MEN WISH TO CULTIVATE THEM......

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(Control yourself, Cathy!) One of my inciteful ,finger on the pulse blurbings, rantings and general blatherings, recently finished with my...
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Tuesday, 19 May 2009

EUROVISION 2009..THE U.K. WERE O.K, BUT WERE K.O'D BY A SMACK IN THE MOUTH FROM THE VIOLINIST !

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Last Saturday night it was that time of the year ,again. That night of the year when i always seem to have nothing else to do and nowhere t...
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Wednesday, 13 May 2009

BLOODY HELL, BLOOMING EXSPENSES,FLIPPING HOUSES AND F***ING POLITICIANS !!!!

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Just a little one today!!!!.....As i was eating m...