In the wonderful hi-tech world we now find ourselves dumped in, some people would say we have been blessed with things like mobile phones ,B...

Being a fine upstanding pillock of the community, i find myself being at the behest of the said community , esspecially since the little ...

Every house in the land has a wonderfully coloured array of plastic wheelie bins stuck around the side of the house. And the pile of lazy b...

As i wandered through the hustling n' bustling streets of the fine city of clutter that is Liverpool, i wandered past the famous Liverpo...

Now that a suitable period of mourning has passed since the sad loss of poor old Buster. Life, has settled into its usual parade and collect...

To many of the cartoonists who have visited the ...

My darlin' dearest 'Little 'un started 'Big Skool' this week. She's loving it. The missus, the Lovely Lynne is upset...

Over the last few weeks yours truly has been a bit of a 'culture vulture', i may not be that cultured, but i've been reliably in...

Once upon a time summer went on forever. Long sunny days running around ,playing 12 hour games of footy with your friends or going on 40 mil...

Sorry haven't had much to say to you all lately, but sinc...

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The other week as i was throwing myself off the top of Alpine mountains in the endless quest for speed, kicks n' thrills. I found my se...

Once upon a donkeys years ago, man was a fairly sensible sort of creature and was quite content to spend his time down on the 'flat'...

Long ago in the days of the old steam television, as the wonderful SPIKE MILLIGAN(spine Milligna, the well known typing error.) might'v...

(SOOPERDOOPERPINNYMAN) As many of you, no doubt remember, or not by the lack of birthday greetings that flooded the infinity of cyberspace, ...

" SO YOU SEE,PRIME MINISTER, UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER TARGETS YOU'VE FAILED TO MEET...FAILING TO MEET THIS ONE WILL BOOST YOUR APPROVA...

Well, it's my birthday you ignorant shower. Maybe i overlooked the 3foot mound of envelopes on the mat inside the front door containing...

One of the great joys and pleasures of life is locking yourself in the toilet, seating yourself comfortably on the 'bog' and reading...

The other day i had a busy day ahead of me .So, i put the kettle on , boiled an egg, made some toast sat and turned the telly on. After ...

If you were lucky enough to have been stranded on a frozen moon a billion light years beyond our galaxy, you will have been spared ,for a ...