The other day i was watching some of the mass of telly stuff that just keeps on collecting within the SKY + thingey box. One of them ...

Ah England , my England ,land of SHAKESPEARE, OSCAR WILDE, CHAUCER,CHARLES DICKENS n' all them giants of literature I dont read 'em ...

As the LOVELY LYNNE carries on suffering with peurisy,i'm doing my best to keep her comfy and her hot water bottle kept warm. Bu...

Ahhhh As the new year blasts into the new decade with freezing snow ,shootings ,soaring taxes and V.A.T,plague, disease ,floods ,pestilance;...

After the disgusting over indulgencies of the festive debaucheries, it is now next year ,no, hold ,it is now the next decade. So happy new y...

Yo ho ho ( ice n' snow) ho ho (accidents) ho ho (t...

I remember going into work at the hallowed halls of LI...

About 15 years ago , i was sitting on a train going down to London to a cartoonist piss up, at the CARTOONIST PUB . As i was sitting on the ...

When they said the 'heavy guns of DAVID CAMEROON(mispelt intentionally), PRINCE WILLIAM, and our lord n' leader DAVID BECKHAM were g...

I've this wonderful vision of the flashing police squad car light and siren wailing as it travels out of a Hollywood graveyard, mourners...

All these years i've lived a good unhealthy ,butch manly existance.....Eaten n' drunk too much too often;Passed wind from all the ...

Over the years all of us who've done a bit of whizzing around the world on airplanes have experianced the joy of queuing for hours on e...

The other day the LEATHERBARROW rabble went shopping in the fair city of LIVERPOOL. Normally ,i trail along behind the LOVELY LYNNE like a ...

The other day my darling daughter was all excited 'cos her friend...

A couple of weeks ago me n' my beloved family hit t...

"I JUST SAID,"OK! TAKE FIVE!".........AND SHE DID!" I've never actually got my 'rocks off'..Watching MUCKY M...

Once upon a time footy clubs had normal people who trained and played for the club and took their orders from the bobble hatted manager in ...

STEPHEN HAWKING, recently announced that there wasn't any need for GOD in the creation of the universe. The BIG BANG;The creation of t...

Yes our personally troubled hero WAYNE(shrek) ROONEY scored last night for England. Gone is the tired weary, lacklustre player we had to end...

When the WORLD CUP was on the other week and the laughingly called ENGLAND TEAM disgraced themselves and the rest of us . It was said they l...