Tuesday, 16 February 2016

THE DISCOVERY OF GRAVITATIONAL WAVES HAS CHANGED SCIENCE AND COST BILLIONS ...I DISCOVERED THEM YEARS AGO..THEY'VE STOPPED ME GETTING OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING FOR YEARS!

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A little scruffy shaggy haied fellah in slippers ,puffing on a pipe gazing into the distance on a comfy couch sometime around the begin...
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Monday, 18 January 2016

THE GOLDEN AGE OF GREASE GRISTLE N FAT WHEN CHOLESTEROL WAS AT IT'S HEIGHTS!

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    In the beginning when God gave Adam and part of his walking, talking ribcage, Eve a rent free patch of grass under a tree in the ...
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Thursday, 3 December 2015

DURING A HIGH KARATE KICK WHICH IS WORSE THE SOUND OF CRACKING JOINTS ,PULLING LIGAMENTS AND TENDONS OR THE RIPPING OF TROUSERS?

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Every Kung Fu and Karate practitioner spends ages putting themselves through warm up and stretching excercises before and after the train...
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Wednesday, 2 December 2015

THESE DAYS WE EAT OCTOPUS'S IN POSH RESTAURANTS, REMEMBER ON OLD TELLY WHEN THEY WERE HUGE IN 'VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA AND COULD WRESTLE NUCLEAR SUBMARINES TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!

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These days we go to a restaurant and eat bits of squid and octopus for dinner or fried tentacles. I remember when i wuz 'nobbut a lad...
Tuesday, 1 December 2015

WHEN KARATE STUDENTS ARE STRETCHING DONT CRACK YOUR KNUCKLES ,THEY'RE JOINTS MIGHT LOOSEN ,BUT THEIR HEARING SHARPENS!

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Whenever a KARATE class starts for the first 20 minutes or so the students get into strange postures and bounce and jerk as they try and ...
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Monday, 30 November 2015

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY...TOP SECRET....IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS !

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Last year it felt like christmas started about June. This year i feel like it has been quite quiet and we've been spared the x-Mas ...
Friday, 16 October 2015

TIME HAS BEEN AROUND LONG BEFORE EINSTEIN INVENTED IT!

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Time is a funny old thing , it's been around for years. In fact it might be the oldest thing in the whole universe and it's still...
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Tuesday, 29 September 2015

ECLIPSE OF A SUPERMOON....FASTER THAN A SPEEDING COMET ; ABLE TO PASS A GIANT GAS PLANET IN A SINGLE ORBIT!

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As our beloved lunar partner the MOON whizzes across the sky on any average night ,it always amazes me how billions of tons of rock is ...
Tuesday, 15 September 2015

M.I.5.M.I.6.C.I.A.K.G.B.S.M.E.R.S.H.S.P.E.C.T.R.E.T.H.R.U.S.H....THE OTHER SIDE..AND THE TAXMAN?..NOT EASY BEING A SPY!

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Spies are back ......Not that they ever really went away ,but the new JAMES BONDfilm  'S.P.E.C.T.R.E.' is on it's...
Tuesday, 2 June 2015

SUPER HEROES ,SUPER POWERS, SUPER SWINGERS AND SPANDEX UNDIES OUTSIDE THEIR TROUSERS????

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  I'm now sadly a middle aged ol' fart and my reading matter these days is reading comics on disc....I'm ploughing thr...
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Monday, 1 June 2015

SIR MACCA'S BACK HOME IN LIVEROOL AT LAST, GOOD ON YER 'R' KID!

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Possibly the most famous man on the planet and he's a SCOUSER'!....Which seems perfectly reasonable to me.....MR /PAUL (SIR M...

SEPP BLATTER THE HONEST ,PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW GODFATHER OF THE MAFIFA.....(Joke courtesy of my mate Graham (Hit man)Fowell...So don't blame me!)

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Wednesday, 20 May 2015

IF YOU HAD THE CHOICE WOULD YOU SHAKE THE HAND OR THE THROAT OF SOMEONE INVOLVED IN BLOWING A RELATIVE TO SMITHEREENS?

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Yesterday ol' PRINCE CHARLIE went over to IRELAND and quoting an Irish news paper journalist and ed...
Monday, 18 May 2015

"WOKE UP THIS MORNIN'.....AND THE KING OF THE BLUES , B.B.KING WAS DEAD!"

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Over the last few years i've got quite fond of 'DA BLOOS!' music......My love of 'THE BLUES' is, alas not shared ...

NEVER CRACK YOUR KNUCKLES WHEN PEOPLE ARE DOING STRETCHING EXCERCISES!

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 Years and years ago in the 1970's i started KARATE training.....When you went into the school gymn we would immedia...
Wednesday, 13 May 2015

THIS SPORTING LAND.....????.....SPORT IS A WAY FOR PSYCHOTIC NUTTERS TO ENJOY THEMSELVES!!!!

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 THE SLIDE TACKLE ! When you think of sport you mainly think of the three sporting staples for your average Englishman....Football!.......