Friday, 8 September 2017

FARMING AND THE WONDERFUL VARIETY OF ANIMAL DROPPINGS AVAILIABLE !

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IN A TIME BEFORE DELIAH SMITH !!! In the good ol prehistoric primevil days 10,000,000 before they invented religion n' all the ...
Thursday, 23 February 2017

THE STRAIN OF BEING TOTALLY RELAXED AND THE WORLD ARM WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP..."LETS CALL IT A DRAW!"....

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Tim Leatherbarrow: THE TELEVISION HOW IT HAS PINNED US TO THE COUCH FOR YEARS EVEN IF ITS RUBBISH!

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Tim Leatherbarrow: THE TELEVISION HOW IT HAS PINNED US TO THE COUCH FOR YEARS EVEN IF ITS RUBBISH!
Wednesday, 22 February 2017

THE TELEVISION HOW IT HAS PINNED US TO THE COUCH FOR YEARS EVEN IF ITS RUBBISH!

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Being a child of the 60's.....i grew up straining my eyes at a tiny screen inside a huge 2ft wide box that was 4ft deep, due to those...
Tuesday, 24 January 2017

ONLY PRESIDENT FOR A FEW DAYS AND TERESA MAY FIRES A TRIDENT MISSLE AT 'OUR CUZN'S ACROSS THE POND! :...TIM LEATHERBARROW

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DONALD TRUMP RAISING 'THE WIG' ! Ah well its happened! A certain MR DONALD TRUMP, A multi billion, trillion quinti- squilli...
Friday, 13 January 2017

TIM LEATHERBARROW: DONALD TRUMP THE GORGON!!!....HAIR WITH MINDS OF ITS OWN ON A NIGHT OUT IN RUSSIA!

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The whole world hates the American presidential elections as they last , so it seems longer than the term that the existing president...
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Tuesday, 10 January 2017

TIM LEATHERBARROW....HAVE WE ALL RECOVERED FROM ANOTHER FESTIVE GUT-BUSTING; BRAIN PICKLING ;FESTIVE SEASON.

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THE WISE MEN WISELY SCARPERED WEST WHEN THE STAR IN THE EAST FOLLOWED THEM ! Well thats that!....Another ...
Tuesday, 16 February 2016

THE DISCOVERY OF GRAVITATIONAL WAVES HAS CHANGED SCIENCE AND COST BILLIONS ...I DISCOVERED THEM YEARS AGO..THEY'VE STOPPED ME GETTING OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING FOR YEARS!

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A little scruffy shaggy haied fellah in slippers ,puffing on a pipe gazing into the distance on a comfy couch sometime around the begin...
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Monday, 18 January 2016

THE GOLDEN AGE OF GREASE GRISTLE N FAT WHEN CHOLESTEROL WAS AT IT'S HEIGHTS!

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    In the beginning when God gave Adam and part of his walking, talking ribcage, Eve a rent free patch of grass under a tree in the ...
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Thursday, 3 December 2015

DURING A HIGH KARATE KICK WHICH IS WORSE THE SOUND OF CRACKING JOINTS ,PULLING LIGAMENTS AND TENDONS OR THE RIPPING OF TROUSERS?

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Every Kung Fu and Karate practitioner spends ages putting themselves through warm up and stretching excercises before and after the train...
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Wednesday, 2 December 2015

THESE DAYS WE EAT OCTOPUS'S IN POSH RESTAURANTS, REMEMBER ON OLD TELLY WHEN THEY WERE HUGE IN 'VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA AND COULD WRESTLE NUCLEAR SUBMARINES TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!

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These days we go to a restaurant and eat bits of squid and octopus for dinner or fried tentacles. I remember when i wuz 'nobbut a lad...
Tuesday, 1 December 2015

WHEN KARATE STUDENTS ARE STRETCHING DONT CRACK YOUR KNUCKLES ,THEY'RE JOINTS MIGHT LOOSEN ,BUT THEIR HEARING SHARPENS!

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Whenever a KARATE class starts for the first 20 minutes or so the students get into strange postures and bounce and jerk as they try and ...
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Monday, 30 November 2015

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY...TOP SECRET....IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS !

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Last year it felt like christmas started about June. This year i feel like it has been quite quiet and we've been spared the x-Mas ...
Friday, 16 October 2015

TIME HAS BEEN AROUND LONG BEFORE EINSTEIN INVENTED IT!

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Time is a funny old thing , it's been around for years. In fact it might be the oldest thing in the whole universe and it's still...
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Tuesday, 29 September 2015

ECLIPSE OF A SUPERMOON....FASTER THAN A SPEEDING COMET ; ABLE TO PASS A GIANT GAS PLANET IN A SINGLE ORBIT!

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As our beloved lunar partner the MOON whizzes across the sky on any average night ,it always amazes me how billions of tons of rock is ...
Tuesday, 15 September 2015

M.I.5.M.I.6.C.I.A.K.G.B.S.M.E.R.S.H.S.P.E.C.T.R.E.T.H.R.U.S.H....THE OTHER SIDE..AND THE TAXMAN?..NOT EASY BEING A SPY!

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Spies are back ......Not that they ever really went away ,but the new JAMES BONDfilm  'S.P.E.C.T.R.E.' is on it's...
Tuesday, 2 June 2015

SUPER HEROES ,SUPER POWERS, SUPER SWINGERS AND SPANDEX UNDIES OUTSIDE THEIR TROUSERS????

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  I'm now sadly a middle aged ol' fart and my reading matter these days is reading comics on disc....I'm ploughing thr...
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