WHATS KEEPING ALL THAT VOLCANIC ASH UP THERE?

Convection currents n' bullshit ,thats wot! After the travesty of a party leaders debate last week it was found the only good thing to come out of it was that all the hot air n' bull shit convectional currents given off prevented all the ash from landing on Manchester. Our beloved leaders are now being shunted strategically around the country ,not only to bore the arse off us all with 'their policies' and how its time and our chance for change ,blah ,blah ,blah yak ,etc,etc, etc, and on...But the main reason for shunting them around the country is so that all the hot air they give out is prodding and shoving all this volcanic ash up into the higher stratosphere and not coming down to cover us down here on the ground .Covering the houses and gardens and causing coughing n' spluttering on plague-like proportions.The main news coverage is about people stuck in airports around the world. But what about the abundant numbers of cheap car wash's around 'our way' manned by grinning foreign looking lads who dont speak a word of English. They would literally 'clean up' if all the ash coated the land, but it looks like they will lose out if the ash stays up there. Thats unfortunate for them ,but like everybody else in their new homeland they've got something to blame the politicians about.

GOD BLESS THE OLD RED, WHITE N' BALLY HOO !

As i mentioned a lifetime, or so it seems ago during that interminable debacle the Americans call the Presidential elections. I mentioned that i'd rather sit and hack my leg off than sit and watch the various primaries on the telly as it would be less painful. I was watching a little of the inaugeration ceremony last night and the same urge to hack a limb off overcame me. The ,"God bless America and the rest of the Red ,white n' Blue,bally hoo n' bullshit sort of ooozed from the screen. My leg was only saved at the last moment by a change of channel to the relative sanity of The Simpsons.

The new boy in the most powerful padded seat in the world is Barrack O'Barnpot, the first Afro-American, and ,apparently Irish president of the U.S of A. Celebrations exploded all over the place as people overjoyed at this, apparently world changing event took place. I've nothing against the fellah. He is just another American politician whose bullshitted his way into the 'Big Job' like politicians everywhere. The difference is the American politicians have more self interest and a lot of power to help their interests and schemes along and boost that power up even more. In fact they make our bunch of scheming fiddling arseholes look like innocent schoolboys who haven't a clue.

I thought it a little odd that on his first day ,he cancelled a pile of terrorist trials for crimes including 9/11. The finances of the country ,etc are turning to shit and he helps a few terrorists out, but i'm not a politician so what do i know.

When Good ol' George Dubya,was inaugerated into the job there was no celebrations and parties to celebrate the first naturally stupid fuckin' idiot to become president. I can't remember celebrations for the first senile movie star to become president when Reagan became president. I'll celebrate when Homer Simpson becomes the first yellow president. And i admire his policies, they don't make any sense ,but like all politicians policies and promises they'll be somehow forgotten and bunged to the bottom of the pile when they get their foot through the door . It doesn't matter about race colour creed, they're all tossers and gobshites...They are politicians !