Thursday, 1 December 2011

TOP GEARS JEREMY CLARKSON SHOOTS HIMSELF IN HIS FOOT IN FRONT OF TRADE UNION MEMBERS FAMILIES....



JEREMY CLARKSONor 'JEZZA!' as he's oft known as has stuck his size 42 foot in his gob again after saying how public sector strikers should be taken out and shot in front of their families. Today i was amazed to find on the radio a intellectual studenty sounding girl who apparently represent the unions saying how disgusting it all was. It was sick, appalling and deeply offensive to the families of those involved. They played cobbled together bits that when later when they played the whole interview had a totally different context to the one initially pushed. Clarkson when collared at an airport said "just listen to the full interview!".....I actually like' ol Jezza!'. He's a cross between ALF GARNETT and JOHN CLEESE. He is a journalist, but a humourous writer and journalist and nobody should be suprised at what he says by now as he's almost a national institution. They invite him one to a daily magazine show ,get him started and feign shock and suprise when it blows up in their face ,just as planned and the complaints from the moral majority come pouring in. If the immoral minority ,which is the rest of us ,who thought it was funny,and who couldnt be arsed anyhow and definitly have more things to do with our lives, sad though they may be, than write to complain to the BEEBEEBCEE! Because if we did their computers ,etc wouldnt crash they'd vapourise with the flood of correspondance.....Another sign of how when we need it most the Great British sense of humour is being crushed. They never interview people who like or enjoy things, just people who have to think things to death spoiling it for themselves and the rest of us who've got to listen to that shit!...They're the ones who should be shot!

4 comments:

caricature lafontaine said...

Salut Tim,
I always thought I spoke rather well english before I met you. I never understand a single coma in all your texts. Nevertheless I find you write very well. Sounds like music to my ears even if I don't know what you are talking about. I guess you are a Liverpool icon. Luckily you draw and I recognized the guy who made the newspapers today even here in the bushs of northern Qu├ębec where I live with mooses, beavers and bears. It's this guy who wants to shoot them all...tell him to come here in the woods where he could shoot a lot of mosquitos and live out of mosses, mushrooms and tree bark.
Take care mon ami and keep on writing, I'll try to evolve in the next years to understand your beautiful poetry!

Tim Leatherbarrow said...

Ah, mon ami !...You dont have a clue what i'm talking about and i've no idea what i'm writing about, but why should ignorance and stupidity stop us ,politicians make a career out of it. Thanks for your kind words and i hope you and the mooses and beavers are keeping well. If you get over here let me know and i'll take you through phase two of your introduction to Liverpool english(scouse)...I'll have you speaking like a native before you know it.And who knows if you give me enough warning i might try and make it over to one of your festivals in Canada.

monkey said...

clarkson is the only decent thing in the BBC bollocks.
Shooting commies though i know plenty and its time for a cul.

Tim Leatherbarrow said...

Monkey!...Your not Jeeza hiding behind a nom de plume ,you devil!