POPE GOES THE WEASEL !!!!!

                 As a good , god fearing schoolboy i was brought up sampling the daily wrath of the catholic brothers at school, Jeez! They were evil, nasty bastards and you kept your head down and did what you were told ,or else!......It's ironic how christian brothers ,catholics ,etc are portrayed as lovely genorous blokes an beloved by their bretren. The sneakiest place on Earth ,even dodgier than the Kremlin and the White house is the Vatican ,the home of the pope and his crucifix weilding mafia. Through the years the popes and Cardinals have been even meaner swines than the brothers at my old school. I s'pose in the Vatican library is volumes on torture  and various ways of using and mastring branding irons n' stuff, all good stuff.

Some of the smiley eyed popes have had 'dodgy' histories ,wasn't there talk of the recently resigned Pontiff having dodgy dealings in his home country of Germany in those less than glory days of the Nazi regime. But i'm not applying for the job as The Lovely Lynne doesn't want to take the young 'un out of school to live in Rome. And neither of us are too keen at having to go to church on Sundays again.

But there is a cool ,loving ,god fearing man , who has a lot in common with god n' stuff. and would enjoy travelling the world being beloved by everybody....Only the would be President of Europe and the Middle East ,TONY BLAIR!....He'd be damn near President of the world, but might have to wear a dress. It would really piss GEORGE BUSH off as i think he'd like to be Pope, but can popes start wars these days ,in th old days the could get a crusade up, but who knows. TONY BLAIR  is a slimey weasel and with a dodgy background ,....I deal for when the Cardinals pump out the white smoke!