Showing posts with label kungfu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kungfu. Show all posts

Thursday, 3 December 2015

DURING A HIGH KARATE KICK WHICH IS WORSE THE SOUND OF CRACKING JOINTS ,PULLING LIGAMENTS AND TENDONS OR THE RIPPING OF TROUSERS?

Every Kung Fu and Karate practitioner spends ages putting themselves through warm up and stretching excercises before and after the training session so they can throw high thrusting, snapping, roundhouse, spinning kicks of all kinds and angles ,front, side ,back, etc ,but all ,mainly due to films want to kick to their opponents head.

Without a doubt head kicks are most spectacular. Flatten someone with a spinnig back roundhouse kick and you'll feel and be thought of as the 'Dogs bollocks' until the next time you get beaten or flattened or use a boring low front snap kick and your arsenal of spectacular 'Dogs bollocks' kicks becomes the 'usual load o' bollocks!'

In non contact Karate competition the fighters tend to use lower wider stances and go for the high kicks whereas the full contact use narrower stances  and boxing style guards , but interestingly use low kicks to the outer and inner thighs, not so much the knees as damage can occur, mind you those nutty THAI BOXERS probably boot 'em anywhere ,they use lots of low painful kicks ,but since they train 23 1/2 hours , 7 days a week they can use high kicks to great effect to knock out opponents. Even MMA, etc don't use THAT much high kicks, using low kicks ,knees, fists, elbows and throws and locks as it's not point scoring it is beating your opponent in a fight.

Out in the ' mean streets ' People can, sadly get into a bit of grief! The fight, if it does 'kick off' will normally be the good ol 'KNUCKLE BUTTY!' Very rarely will anyone be able to launch a fight stopping kick to the head. Most martial artists are average blokes ,or ladies and the only way they will be able to get a kick up to the dizzying heights required is after a good 1/2 hour stretching warm up excercise session ,which, unfairly as it may seem , your opponent wont be the level of gentleman needed to allow his opponent to warm up.

The sad truth most people have seconds to dive into 'the mill' as the prizefighters used to call it. If 'our hero was to throw a head kick 99.99999%   will hear a variety or cacophany of a series of horrendous teeth grindingly awful sounds made worse as they come from your own body as ligaments and tendons twang; Joints click and crack, not only does it sound painful ,but it is painful and will be for days ,if not weeks after.

If you throw the kick ,not only may you cause untold suffering and strain upon your joints, but even those who could throw the kick are further restrained by the trousers they wear, it is ridiculous that we spend years turning into human fighting machines , as long as you wear the loose fighting pyjama-like Karate Gi we are fine. Then when we need to use our long hard learnt lessons we can't because we'll split our trousers. The energy needed to flatten your opponent will be drastically reduced by the energy required to tear the seams of your trousers apart!Which is worse the cracking and twanging of joints or the RRRIIIPPPING of your trousers in front of a full pub or in front of the girl of your dreams as well as your opponents mates?

The only fellah i knew who could walk into a fight and flatten multiple opponents with full blown Karate foot work  as he worked on club doors in his suit around clubs in Liverpool was the immortal TERRY O'NEILL,there are many stories of 'the guv'nor's exploits, Dig out DENNIS MARTIN'S book about life on the Liverpool doors, 'WORKING WITH WARRIORS'.

After years of clicking joints the slow TAI-CHI excercises have allowed me to kick high anytime, but again that is .....TROUSERS ALLOWING! 

Monday, 16 April 2012

EDUCATION IS ALL VERY NICE BUT PHYSICAL PAIN AND TORTURE GET YOU THE JOBS ASK JACKIE CHAN.


JACKIE CHAN AND BRUCE LEE IN THAT CERTAIN FILM!
As we all know we have to go to school to learn and be educated;Read the text books;Listen to the teachers;Do our sums and learn our tables;Read latin;Read the great literary classics which wouldnt be read by anybody if they werent compulsory in school. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE? The latin made more sense to me than he did. Then after all this brainboosting educational bootcamp is over we are qualified to go and work...Down the mines; Shovelling shit; Or spending the next 50 years at a desk doing something for somebody else whose doing a fraction of the amount that you are doing for an infinitly bigger chunk of money. Ah you cant beat a good education, lad!
I was reading about JACKIE CHAN the other week and how he got to the lofty heights he's attained. Everybody likes Jackie Chan , they may not be a fan of Chinese martial arts films, but you have to admit he's a likeable fellah and the choreography of the fighting and action is often bordering on genius. He's a bit like the ROY CASTLE of martial arts, whereas Roy Castle played a musical tune on ,well, anything, Jackie Chan uses Anything as a martial arts weapon. He was brought up in a torture camp called a Chinese opera stage school. They did gymnastics ,dance and WUSHU ,which is an acrobatic form of the martial arts as seen in competitions, displays and film. Totally different from the traditional martial art it came from originally. The kids ate a bowl of rice every 3 days got 20 minutes sleep in between excercising ,and getting a good hiding if things weren't up to scratch. Then after years of being forced into strange contorted body positions he left to join the HONG KONG film industry and spent his days making about 5 films a week and each one consisted of him having the shit kicked out of him in these awful original kung fu films. As well as being swung around studios on wire supports as for some reason in these earlier films the KUNG FUmasters could all fly and when they hit a baddy ,the baddy suddenly learnt to fly.
But our Jackie sprung to fame in a real 'Blink and you'll miss it' moment which ,ironically seems to be one of the most famous still shots from a certain film. JACKIE CHAN hit the big time by getting his arm rammed up his back and his hair pulled vicously back snapping his head painfully back. This was done by a certain BRUCE LEE in a little film entitled ENTER THE DRAGON. Jackie never looked back....Not because of any neck injury as a result of the nasty assault on his neck vertabrae, but he put his own twist on the martial arts films pouring out of the HONG KONG studios. Whereas all of a sudden everyone was copying BRUCE LEE esspecially as he 'popped his clogs 'and died soon after ENTER THE DRAGON was finished, so there was plenty of room for the 'new boys', Jackie went far away from Lee and went towards, of all people ...BUSTER KEATON and CHARLIE CHAPLIN ....The silent comedians knew all about physical comedy which in the very serious world of chinese 'KUNG FU' FILMS ,Jackie decided thats what was needed.Fame ,fortune ,international stardom, etc, etc was dumped on his small but perfectly formed frame and thats probably why he's always smiling...... I've been belted ,kicked ,battered had the shit kicked out of me and bear bumps, scars ,aches and pains, etc, etc ,but they never made me rich and famous .I did learn a lot of lessons, mainly when to duck and when to leg it.