TERRY WOGAN AND KEN BRUCE NEEDN'T BE PUT OUT TO GRASS WHEN THEY CAN GROW THEIR OWN IN THE STUDIOS OF RADIO 2

Whilst keeping in touch with whats going on ,and whats cool n' groovin' out there on the streets by tuning into Sir Terry Wogan and Laird Kenneth MacBruce on Radio 2 the other morning. It struck me as a little odd that during the news there was an item relating to how the number of successful police cannabis raids had increased. The item always started with the line,"The B.B.C. has recently become aware of an increase in successful police seizeures of cannabis". Then listening to the wild celtic ramblings of the aforementioned aged hippies, it struck me. SIR TERRY WOGAN and KEN BRUCE(untitled).. ARE GROWING THEIR OWN CANNABIS!!!.... I can see it now the once respectable studios of once respectable radio 2 are hidden in a fog of high quality unrespectable 'wacky 'baccy'.... Thats why the two once respected broadcasters are always making mistakes ,they're blind and stoned. Just listen to Terry Wogan reading one of the 'Janet and John'stories from time to time...I rest my case. The Beeb have become aware of the increase in police raids and seizeures as it it is broadcasting house that the boys in blue and black bullet-proof kevlar are storming through on their almost daily drug raids. C'mon kids get with it, tune into Sir Tel and The Brucemeister.








And in the spirit of grooviness and 'with it ness'. These drug raids on the Beeb are helping the envoironment by keeping the metropolitan polices 'carbon footprint' to a minimum . New Scotland yard is only 'up the road from the Beeb. So exhaust gas emissions are kept down , drug and sea levels are kept down. Thank you Sir Tel ,and Ken for saving the world......