Tuesday, 10 November 2009

AS ANY FULE KNO ,NIGEL MOLESWORTH THE CURSE OF ST CUSTARDS SKOOL, AND GORILA OF 3B, IS NOW PRIM MINISTER OF GRATE BRITON..

As any fule kno, grate britin hav produsd many grate writrs. billy shakspere, charlie dikins and, of corse, me ....Nigel Molesworth..the curse of St Custards and gorila of 3b. i rote a heep of books abowt my xperinses at the strikt st custards which like all skools is uterly wet and weedy. but i was sentunced to all thos years in the jug to akquire culture and keep my brane kleen and ayd me to make it to the topp in this attommic age we live in. hem, hem..but aftr years of xperiances with headmasters and kanes,lat,french, geog, hist, algy, geom, chiz,chiz,....skool masters, skool dogs, skool sossages, my bro molesworth 2, fothering (hello clouds hello sky)thomas, I , being an ace reporter told uplifting tales of the brav fight of the boyz,wizz,wizz,who r brave feerless, noble ,etc, etc, also the swots, bulys, cissies, milksops, greedyguts, and oiks, hem, hem....
Grown ups r wot hapens to boyz when skool is finished. So i thort with my St Custards edukatin i would have to find something i wuld be qwalified for and i find it in politiks . i thort i would change my name to Gordon Brown and become ded importent in the gov. And when my best frend Tony Bluur, who is totaly wet and weedy with a fase like a squished tomato and to many teeth and always smiling like a weedy swot, left wurk, i become prim ministr of grate briton. Gordon Brown the curse of downing st and gorila of no 10.

5 comments:

Cathy said...

I cudent find my copy of 'Down with Skool' must of lent it to sumone and never got it back chiz chiz. So I ordered 'The Compleet Molesworth' and it's all yur fault ... an anyway Ray is a partner in CRIME not a partner in passionate love-making in 70 positions, oral sex and suchlike an he's about as gurly as Eddie Waring chiz chiz so stop all this jelus stuff at once ...

Tim Leatherbarrow said...

I swur on my cope of the compleet molesworth that jelossy of yur hot and steemy afure with eddy wuring and hiz up n' unders in 70 pozitins. orl the rest of those norty gurly things like oral sex yull have to xplant to me, with picturs so my brane will unerstand all this cissy weedy gurly stuff. i'm off to play some foopball like a groaning growing boy must.
I ha noticed tht utterly wet and weedy Tim is sweating reading your note ,he is very od and has started sobbing.
N'

Thud said...

Ah Molesworth...an early hero of mine.....just how quaint and innocent does it all seem now?

Tim Leatherbarrow said...

It still reminds me of West Park and Grimes the headmaster and his colektion of 'kanes' was 'the skull', remember him?...We took the long walk to the office and watched his Bruce Lee-like dexterity and mastery of his chosen weapon, the kane. Were we ever quaint and innocent?
Definitly not Q & I now
Tim

Thud said...

Tim...strangeley enough I remember the skull quite fondly(sore hands not withstanding) and yes I think we were quite innocent but as you say that may not be true now.