Tuesday, 7 September 2010

WAYNE ROONEY AND THE ENGLAND TEAM LOOKED TIRED BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL 'SHAGGED OUT', AS THEY SWAP WAGS FOR SL**S!


When the WORLD CUP was on the other week and the laughingly called ENGLAND TEAM disgraced themselves and the rest of us . It was said they looked tired and lacked the fire and energy needed to do ....Well anything!....At the centre of all this attention was a very low key, lacklustre WAYNE ROONEY. The reason has at last 'come out'. Laughingly described as "Having private and personal problems". Our Wayney-poo's,the little red devil, is getting his stubby muscley little legs over a young lady for a mere £1200 per night....£1200 PER NIGHT????....Whatever the hell you get for £1200 ?There must be trpapeze's, trampolines, bullwhips and various electrical chairs..... Well, its no wonder he's tired his legs must be shot! Theres a big fuss about Rooney playing for ENGLAND against SWITZERLAND. The manager says he's mentally strong and fit to play, even if his body is totally' shagged out!'....I nearly choked ,this morning when a newsreporter on the telly asked if there was any chance "rooney'd be 'YANKED OFF'?"..... Well, after all those £1200 nights, he'd be more than used to it.


It also appears that 'the lady' in question has basically been around the footballers in the premiership. All those fine athletes our children idolise , their accountants must be wondering what all these £1200 's are for. The wags are being replaced by slags. Those fine proud players are having their energy and fitness sapped and they're paying £1200 a night for it. And she is going to name names. So Rooney's un-named team-mates are soon to be named. Ah, the beautiful game!

14 comments:

john said...

Just makes me glad I follow rugby league....the players couldn't afford £1200 a night....

Tim Leatherbarrow said...

Jeez!you could buy a whole squad for that, with a ball thrown in.

john said...

and a water carrier too...!!

Thud said...

Can you imagine an aroused shrek coming at you in his nylon y fronts?...the girl deserves every penny and more.

Tim Leatherbarrow said...

You do realise i'll be terrified to close my eyes when i go to bed tonight ,i've this vision fixed in my mind and it wont go away, this could take long and difficult trauma therapy.

Thud said...

Better terrified than titilated!

Tim Leatherbarrow said...

We're at that age when even titilation can be terrifying

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