Friday 8 May 2009

MP'S ARE DIRTY,BUT THE PRIME MINISTER ISN'T, HIM N' HIS BROTHER'VE GOT A CLEANER. I KNOW 'COS I'M PAYING FOR HER!

Today another batch of fiddling by MP's on their expenses hits the news headlines. Everybody is running two cars, two houses; getting houses built; porno dvd collections for their husband ;private planes ,etc,etc,.But now the big boys are involved Jack Straw for claimed his full payment of council tax, even though for some reason he's only paying half. Now old Gordo' Brown our beloved prime minister's joining in the fun. Something about paying for a cleaner for him and his brother. Apparently they are all very concerned how it all looks to the voters. There you see, not right or wrong, just votes, just looking good for the voters, nothing else matters. The Mp's are all excused and described as being"POSSIBLY NAIVE ?", which is all very sweet. But for the rest of us, who, of course aren't naive. We'd be criminals "screwing the system".... How things change, only a week or so there's our Gordo' walking the corridors of power chatting to kings n' presidents, now he's embroiled in CLEANERGATE, seeing if he can pay his own Downing street, security cleared Norah Batty from our money , or stick his hands in his pocket and pay her himself with his own money, which funnily enough we gave him.
Right! After putting the world to rights i've got to run the hoover around the house, wash the dishes and tidy up, once i've found my flowery pinny and, of course my rubber gloves (they're for later???)

5 comments:

monkey said...

i couldnt help but say a few words about this myself, i find highly amusing moreso now i havea visual cartoon to look at. great work.

Cathy said...

I think it's a bit rough that you're paying for Gordie's cleaner, whilst having to do your own hoovering. I hope the rubber gloves and pinny make up for the indignity! xxx

Cathy said...

Tim - will you be taking any photos of yourself in this garb, or getting anyone else to? I'd LOVE to see them, and I'm sure your other readers would, too!

Cathy said...

Tim - you are SUCH a tease! Firstly, tantalising us with thoughts of you in a pinny and rubber gloves, and now trying to claim the moral high ground ... all mouth and no trousers, that's what you are ... mind you, maybe that's the whole point!

Cathy said...

The no trousers bit, I mean.