Tim Leatherbarrow

I was watching the telly the other day and they had AMY WINEHOUSE getting dragged into a police 'nick' someplace or other. Down in the 'smoke', there must be various 'nicks' where its trendy 'to be seen' getting dragged into for drink n' drugs ,etc,etc, blah, blah. All our gorgeous 'celebs' have their choice of where they're going to be pulled into. Some nights in the cell block it must be like backstage at 'Live Aid',or something. In Warrington ,we have a different clientelle. Mind ,there are celebrities. Some fellah got 'done' for assault recently .He'd had a walk on spot in an episode of 'BROOKSIDE', in 1989.
Watching the lovely(?) AMY WINEHOUSE entering the 'Nick'. I was fascinated by her hair. It reminded me of something ,but i couldn't quite place what it was. This big black shapeless monstrous shapeless mass ,with those black tendril -like 'dreadlocks sprouting out of the main body mass. Then it came to me .I used to love the t.v. series ,'VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA.'(A Quinn Martin production!)....About the submarine 'SEAVIEW'. As you 'ol' farts' out there will well remember it .Go on , admit it, you'll feel better for it. Remember,there was always an episode where the super sub got caught by a giant octopus. As special effects go ,it wasn't the best .But it was a big black body with these thick black long tentacles waving about ,trying to grab and pull the sub towards it. And there was always one big dark malevolent bulging eye. Thats what the AMY WINEHOUSE hairstyle reminded me of. The reason it suddenly came to me was when her hair covered one of her two dark malevolent evil eyes , so only one was showing. All it needed was a nuclear submarine being swallowed and it would've been perfect . It's not so ridiculous !Have you seen the size of her hair? If she keeps all her drugs n' stuff in her hair ,talk about 'a needle in a haystack'.