UFO'S AND SUNDAY AFTERNOONS AT B&Q

When once upon a lifetime ago ,i was a single , free ,unattached ,happy n' gay(used in the traditional happy and cheerful,Enid Blyton way.) fellah. It was a source of great humour to me ,that all my married friends, when i would inquire as to wether they had a good weekend or Bankholiday. They always muttered something about ,'Havin' to go to bloody B&Q with the Missus. If whenever i got married one day ('Ha, as if!', Iwould scoff....Me n' my big mouth!). There would be no way i'd spend my time being dragged around bloody B&Q. Then. One day ,i got married. We were going to have a ball ,all my food cooked ,when we weren't out on the town. Sex on tap.No kids and definitly no B&Q... It occurred to me recently ,that we all make mistakes, as iwas dragged, screaming around 'BloodyB&Q' with 'the little 'un'. We only had 5 hours, then we had to be home for Coronation Street. I know i'm not alone .The only time i ever bump into anybody i know is at 'Bloody B&Q.
Recently i was dragging sacks of something,or other for that dump of weeds n' dog muck laughingly called the garden , across the car park to the car.I noticed something odd up in the sky ,just a spot of light .I don't know if it was a star or plane ,or, could it've been something else? I've just seen a program about UFO'S. They've been visiting us for donkeys years. I know all about them ,as i'm working my way through dvd sets of Gerry Andersons UFO;And watching David Vincent fighting 'THE INVADERS'(a Quinn Martin production.). Could it be that we are being 'visited' ,as opposed to 'invaded' by these interstellar nieghbours. I think the place must look chaotic to our Alien friends ,so,unlike everybody onthis planet , they dont want to stay too long.They might have to get back to their little planet in the Andromeda galaxy , as Supernova street is on. I reckon that we're not the only intelligent(?) lifeform in the universe. And in all those possibly billions of life forms out there, there must be a few races who're intelligent(?) enough to get married and spend their Sundays n' Bank holidays at 'Bloody B&Q,' serves 'em right.

                          "I KNEW IT SIR WITH ALL THE BILLIONS OF STARS  AND GALAXIES WE COULDNT BE THE ONLY LIFEFORM WHO SPEND SUNNY SUNDAY AFTERNOONS GOING AROUND  B&Q !" 

 



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